Thursday, May 5, 2011

Humor: Does whatever a...slender can?

found while surfing the interwebs...
He... has his own theme song now. Do you suppose we can get Spider-man to sue for copyright infringement?

Slenderman, Slenderman,
Does whatever a slender can
Stretches his limbs, any size,
Catches kids just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Slenderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got paranormal blood.
Can he swing from his threads
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Slenderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of his crime
Like a streak of light
He escapes just in time.

Slenderman, Slenderman
Creepy neighborhood Slenderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Terror is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Slenderman!

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