Sunday, May 1, 2011

Beastiary Entry One: The Rake

The Rake is an unusual creature. It's exact height and weight are unknown. It looks like a hairless man, and as seen in the EverymanHYBRID footage, it's skin is a pale pink, probably close to albino. It seems that it runs around on all fours, which makes it's movements awkward as it seems it's proportions are  close to a normal human. It has been described many times as having a body position that appears that it has been hit by a car. It's most unnerving feature is it's black hollow eyes and an unnatural voice that has not been recorded. The guys at EMH have caught it growling but it's said it can also talk. Then there are the claws, long and knife-like.

When it comes to dealing with this creature, use precaution. It seems that it could be working with The Slenderman now, but that is unconfirmed. Try and avoid it at all costs, if you must deal with it, stay far from it, Long bladed objects such as swords are suggested. Nothing on record if this will work or not, but if it comes down to it give it a shot.

I by no means am endorsing an assault against this thing, attacking it is too be a last ditch effort in order to survive. No one is sure of just what it can really do.

Further analysis available here

until next time,
Stay Safe
-Rev. Loon

7 comments:

  1. Placed a link on the Magic page. :)

    Had a Rake dream last night, but I am almost absolutely (hopefully) positive it was just a dream.

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  2. Swords? Against the Rake? Truly?

    Clearly, you've never seen him kill.

    -STEWARD

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  3. @Steward Seems to me a lance to pin "him" would work the best with a team wielding swords for the sake of dismemberment. Guns... projectile weapons... I don't think those would do a lick of good. Nothing like good old fashioned dismemberment to put the mind at ease though, followed by cremation. And then, and this is just me and probably would not fly with most non-mystical types, I'd mix his ashes with plaster, turn it into a weight, and sink it to the bottom of an undisclosed, but very deep lake. I like to be thorough.

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  4. @Steward. No i personally have avoided that pleasure. It was merely a statement based on the knowledge i have. If you care to enlighten me please do so

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  5. Yes, the key to surviving the Rake is very simple: don't piss him off. Or, failing that, never get within 50 meters of him. Or, failing both of those, hope that your death is quick. The Rake does not play games with human lives like Master does. Study what to do when you encounter a wild animal, and you should get a good idea of how to avoid getting disemboweled,

    -STEWARD

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  6. Never thought i would say this to one of your kind Steward, but thank you for the info,

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  7. But Steward's not properly a proxy, is he... He hasn't been fragmented like the others. He's what I called a Changeling and what I've seen others call an Operator.

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